February 1, 2007

  • bath tubYou know that No Doubt song that goes:


    But I still love to wash in your old bathwater
    Love to think that you couldnt love another
    I cant help it...you're my kind of man


    Everytime I hear the bathwater line, I always wonder why anyone would sing that. That's pretty gross.

    But I have decided to come clean today and make a confession.

    When we were young (grade school) we used to share bath water. I think we just got lazy to let the water drain and fill it up again, so I'd say to my brother sometimes, "Just leave the water, ok?" And maybe my sister didn't know any better either, but she'd wash in my old bathwater sometimes. Little did she know that I used to PEE in it! Haha...DISGUSTING, I know. Amy, you had no clue, huh?! Muahahaha... it wasn't a vendetta thing... more like a I'm-nice-and-warm-and-relaxed kinda thing.


    Now that I think back, I gross me out. Well, since I'm out already, I'll also say, I used to pee in the pool, too!


    Nasty girl, I know, I know. But I have changed my ways. It is 100% safe to share a pool with me. And, I don't soak in the bath tub anymore.


    Even though Amy has never known the truth, till today, she did get me back once. One time, I gave her a piggy back ride, running from one room to another. She was laughing really hard. And the next thing I knew... there was a warmth spreading quickly down my back. The concentrated stuff. At least mine was diluted.


    We are bonded forever, Amy and I.

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