February 17, 2007

• I haven't been getting good sleep lately. I wake up everyday around 4 am for some reason, but eventually fall back to sleep.
  
  I also can no longer sleep in extra late on the weekends. I don't know what's up with that. But maybe I'll be more productive this way. The below kept me amused this morning:
  
  Did you know that Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies who wrote in hydraulics? They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. Certain areas of that dessert were cultivated by irritation.

  
  

  In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, "Am I my brother's son?"

  
  

  After that, Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw, and Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

  
  

  David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins. Solomon, one of his sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
  
  Hahaha!
  
  To share from my own childhood... I used to think that the Abraham in the Bible was Abe Lincoln. I mean, after all, that is such a rare name!
  
  Happy Chinese New Year. I'm going to eat lots of hot pot! Tripe, please!

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